We think you should put on this shirt and then show up out of spite.

Featuring Squidward’s iconic mood and one of the most quotable lines in Bikini Bottom history, this design delivers maximum “please don’t talk to me” energy. It’s painfully relatable, hilariously deadpan, and weirdly cathartic for anyone who’s ever endured a group project, family reunion, or Mondays.

Existential dread, but make it fashion.

This is one of our Limited Edition Convention Exclusive designs, but we have a few extra and are offering them for a limited time to our customers online who aren't able to attend a convention in person 💖 Available while supplies last!